Life !! - I actually scribbled this one but it came out be an eloquent piece

"Some say, "Life is beautiful."
I say, "Yes, if you are a lunatic or fool."

Some say, "It sucks."
I say, "Yes, if you are a loly-pop."

Some say, "It is a beautiful gift."
I say, "Yes, Until you unwrap it."

Some say, "Life is a game."
I say, "Yes, "Losers should be masochists and sadists and winners get fame."

Some say, "Life is to learn."
I say, "Yes, but you learn to earn."

Some call it a bitch,
I say, "Be a dog and dominate it."